i miss george carlin the world is more boring without him.
Mar 13, 2010 at 02:45 AM by rockBarnacle76
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Mar 10, 2010 at 06:05 AM by graaar
I saw this with my grandparents, they had to concede to the fact of George's cleverness.
Mar 8, 2010 at 01:56 AM by Agentice89
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Mar 7, 2010 at 04:34 PM by joelloonow
yeah he did, D-bag
Mar 7, 2010 at 11:11 AM by GabreelaSoto77
ahhihi i uploaded a new pic any guys want to chat and maybe more
Mar 7, 2010 at 02:45 AM by djbrownsound
hes great. funny man fo sho.
Mar 1, 2010 at 03:34 PM by AshenPhoenix
"Seat-belts: High-tech shit." lmao
Feb 28, 2010 at 06:47 AM by mehrows
is there a full length version of this?
Feb 27, 2010 at 04:57 PM by italiankilla58
i always breath normaly when im in a 600 mile out of control virtical dive...i also SHIT NORMALY!!!! lol
Feb 27, 2010 at 01:13 AM by Ginkiri
A genius, sorely missed.
Feb 26, 2010 at 12:04 PM by praetorian2150
i hope u didnt just say futurama is not funny
Feb 26, 2010 at 01:18 AM by ajoysid
hes very sensible... unlike a lot of stand up comedians who just talk trash.. .
Feb 25, 2010 at 02:04 PM by italiankilla58
"First it was hostest, then stewertes, now its flight adent you know what i call them?....The Lady on The Plane" LOL george carlin is so funny!!!!! RIP
Feb 25, 2010 at 07:10 AM by vincenator2193
george carlin would punch you right now
Feb 22, 2010 at 08:07 AM by wannabetrooper263
my favorite is religion is bullshit and people are fucking boring lol hes really funny now we got shit comdeans like larry the cable guys funny to dave chapple is funny reno 911 is funny but now we got the shitty dane cook and fucking futurame and it all not funny
Feb 19, 2010 at 07:12 AM by companyea
just for information. i know he was making fun of this but the reason that they tell how to use the seatbelt is that in the case of accident(in panic) a lot of people is trying to unlock the seatbelt the same way as the one in the car.
Feb 19, 2010 at 04:18 AM by TheGoodMan19
Air Marshal Carlin says "Go Fuck Yourself".
Feb 18, 2010 at 12:05 PM by ALLMYHEROSWEARMASKS
Carlin is a classic!!! The best!
Feb 17, 2010 at 07:45 AM by Fenstor
Its pretty simple really. If one thinks before typing, one don't type their real opinions. If one thinks before typing, the opinion typed is configured/altered BUT if one simply type their first thoughts about a subject its the truth. by truth i mean that its their real opinion. here we see the difference between dumb people and the more gifted people. the dumb people make simple statements, while the gifted people actually has a point. Sadly, its mostly the dumb people who speaks their mind
Feb 16, 2010 at 01:39 PM by sorinssscarlat
Funniest man ever!!!!R.I.P
Feb 16, 2010 at 01:26 PM by irishotaku16
Er...that's an odd analogy, but I think I catch your meaning.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but do you mean that even if select people were to think before they type, they would still put the same nonsense that they do now?
Feb 16, 2010 at 06:25 AM by Fenstor
To think before you type, is like wipping your arse before taking a dump :)
Feb 15, 2010 at 01:22 PM by GiantArapaima74
@RarebreedinNC
yep you to.
Feb 15, 2010 at 09:28 AM by Xupbelwfx
@GiantArapaima74 If you are that bored maybe you should spend more time masterbating and leave us alone.
George Carlin talks about the safety lecture one gets on a plane ride. including his own way to get off the plane in an emergency, and among other
things - the way a seat belt works !
in a sense, he saved my life.
thank you for all, george carlin.
for speaking out against the machine.
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Taken from part 3 of his
1992 HBO-special: "Jammin' in New York"
Track listing
1. Rockets And Penises In The Persian Gulf -- 7:35
2. Little Things We Share -- 7:47
3. Airline Announcements -- 16:42
4. Golf Courses For The Homeless -- 11:13
5. The Planet Is Fine -- 13:37
http://www.icomedytv.com/Comedies/StandUpComedy/tabid/484/articleType/AuthorView/AuthorID/62/Default.aspx
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SOME LINKS TO MOVIE-LENGTH DOCUMENTARIES
"Fabled Enemies" (Super High Quality, full movie)
http://video.google.com/videoplay?doc...
"The corporation"
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=192012118972057552
"War Against The Third World"
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3781216581621032194
"press for truth"
http://www.nuoviso.de/filmeDetail_pressfortruth.htm
"Denial Stops Here"
http://video.google.com/videoplay?doc...
"The Iron Triangle - The Carlyle Group Exposed"
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=9183508539586944118
"The Mena Connection: Compromised - Clinton, Bush and the CIA's Drug trade"
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8681225708920427234
"Zero"(2008)
http://video.google.com/videoplay?doc...
"Loose Change Final Cut"
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6549357998725958567
"Blueprint for Truth: The Architecture of Destruction"
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3118021782753292874
"zeitgeist the movie"
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8472935505159439178
"zeitgeist addendum"
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4113114819779037447
http://www.operationtruth.us/home.html
http://www.nuoviso.de/filme_doku.htm
i miss george carlin the world is more boring without him.
I think ladygaga a gud singa i luv listenin 2 LOVE GAME - "naked lady gaga DOT comm" a girl like her wow
I saw this with my grandparents, they had to concede to the fact of George's cleverness.
ladygaga manager disputes rumors that she is a hermaphrodite - "naked lady gaga DOT comm" best evah
yeah he did, D-bag
ahhihi i uploaded a new pic any guys want to chat and maybe more
hes great. funny man fo sho.
"Seat-belts: High-tech shit." lmao
is there a full length version of this?
i always breath normaly when im in a 600 mile out of control virtical dive...i also SHIT NORMALY!!!! lol
A genius, sorely missed.
i hope u didnt just say futurama is not funny
hes very sensible... unlike a lot of stand up comedians who just talk trash.. .
"First it was hostest, then stewertes, now its flight adent you know what i call them?....The Lady on The Plane" LOL george carlin is so funny!!!!! RIP
george carlin would punch you right now
my favorite is religion is bullshit and people are fucking boring lol hes really funny now we got shit comdeans like larry the cable guys funny to dave chapple is funny reno 911 is funny but now we got the shitty dane cook and fucking futurame and it all not funny
just for information. i know he was making fun of this but the reason that they tell how to use the seatbelt is that in the case of accident(in panic) a lot of people is trying to unlock the seatbelt the same way as the one in the car.
Air Marshal Carlin says "Go Fuck Yourself".
Carlin is a classic!!! The best!
Its pretty simple really. If one thinks before typing, one don't type their real opinions. If one thinks before typing, the opinion typed is configured/altered BUT if one simply type their first thoughts about a subject its the truth. by truth i mean that its their real opinion. here we see the difference between dumb people and the more gifted people. the dumb people make simple statements, while the gifted people actually has a point. Sadly, its mostly the dumb people who speaks their mind
Funniest man ever!!!!R.I.P
Er...that's an odd analogy, but I think I catch your meaning. Correct me if I'm wrong, but do you mean that even if select people were to think before they type, they would still put the same nonsense that they do now?
To think before you type, is like wipping your arse before taking a dump :)
@RarebreedinNC yep you to.
@GiantArapaima74 If you are that bored maybe you should spend more time masterbating and leave us alone.
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